You’re on vacation with your ex and her new girlfriend. It was supposed to be a group trip, but everyone else supposedly backed out at the last minute. Somehow, despite the fact that you’re a single person on vacation with a couple, you got the bigger bedroom. And now your friends’ heat is out and they’re trying to bunk in with you. Kind of a coincidence, don’t you think?” It took a moment for it to sink in. Then Jess said, “Oh my God.” “You’re either in a porno or the first-ever lesbian triad Hallmark Christmas Special.”
