The Secret History

by Donna Tartt

“Cubitum eamus?”

he’s so silly and goofy

“If Henry’s from St. Louis,” I said, “how did he get to be so smart?”

Henry refused to take the SATs—he’d probably score off the charts if he did, but he’s got some kind of aesthetic objection to them.

UNHINGED

They were playing Go Fish: it was the only card game that Bunny knew.

Im literally losing my mind

Henry was quite startled to learn from me that men had walked on the moon. “No,” he said, putting down his fork.

IMGONNA PIDSSS MYSWKX

“Like the Pantheon.”

“I mean, this man was not Voltaire we killed. But still. It’s a shame. I feel bad about it.”

SCREAMING