Alex is going to come up with something completely unrelated to what we were just talking about. She’s the best at coming up with things right on the spot, a natural even. “Picturing you and her having sex,” Alex tells him. A disaster. I’m so glad I’m not facing him right now. I want the ground to swallow me whole, and I don’t care if the destination is hell. I would be satisfied with anything to leave this very moment. “And?” he asks her. Alex answers him with a question. “I’m having a hard time picturing it. Who was on top?” What the actual fuck is happening right now? I mean, God, are you
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