“Miss, I have to ask, what are you even doing here?” she asks. The officer speaks with a full mouth. “Her fiancé is cheating on her with her brother!” Her nose wrinkles. “That’s awful! You don’t deserve that at all.” “Right? Behind my back at that,” I say while nodding. Augustine keeps doing things behind my back. “Yeah, well, cheating always happens behind people’s backs,” the officer says. “I mean, it’s supposed to happen behind one’s back, but now, it’s in front of my very binoculars at that …” Wait, what? I mean, it’s not supposed to happen at all. He nods at me. “Yeah, that’s awful.”
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