Birched by the Krampus

by Siggy Shade

You are the worst kind of dickfish." He scowls. "What?" "It's a catfish that uses fake dick pics."

lolol *adds to vocabulary*

I glance down to find the longest, thickest, reddest cock, standing to attention. And it's shaped like an upside-down Christmas stocking.

of course it is

It's sweet and creamy, with hints of nutmeg, vanilla... cinnamon, and bourbon. "Is that... eggnog?"

So, he's possessive.

*heart eye emoji*

"It's not loyalty," I snap. "It's love."

bitch it aint even been 24 hours