"Or I suck his cock?" I blurt. His pupils widen. They're horizontal as if I didn't need any further reminder that he's a monster. A monster I've now scandalized. "You enjoy this activity?" he asks, his voice guarded. There's no point in making myself sound innocent. Krampus probably wasn't bluffing when he said he could tell if I was lying. "Oral sex is only worthwhile if the cock is long and thick." "And human-shaped?" he says with a sneer. I flick my head toward my bed, where I keep a selection of toys on the nightstand. "The more unusual the better."