E.T.A.’s proud red and gray school colors, with the complex O.N.A.N. heraldic ensign—a snarling full-front eagle with a broom and can of disinfectant in one claw and a Maple Leaf in the other and wearing a sombrero and appearing to have about half-eaten a swatch of star-studded cloth—rather ironically silk-screened onto the driver’s-side door