Infinite Jest

by David Foster Wallace

‘Ah.’ Hal rolls onto one elbow to hike a finger into the air. ‘Ah. But then so notice the instant group-cohesion that formed itself around all the pissing and moaning down there why don’t you. Blott. You, Kent. This was your question. The what looks like sadism, the skeletal stress, the fatigue. The suffering unites us. They want to let us sit around and bitch. Together. After a bad P.M. set we all, however briefly, get to feel we have a common enemy. This is their gift to us. Their medicine. Nothing brings you together like a common enemy.’ ‘Mr. deLint.’ ‘Dr. Tavis. Schtitt.’ ‘DeLint. Watson. Nwangi. Thode. All Schtitt’s henchmen and henchwomen.’ ‘I hate them!’ Blott cries out. ‘And you’ve been here this long and you still think this hatred’s an accident?’ ‘Purchase a clue Kent Blott!’ Arslanian says. ‘The large and economy-size clue, Blott,’ Ingersoll chimes. Beak sits up and says ‘God no not with pliers!’ and collapses back again, again with the spit-bubble. Hal is pretending incredulity. ‘You guys haven’t noticed yet the way Schtitt’s whole staff gets progressively more foul-tempered and sadistic as an important competitive week comes up?’ Ingersoll up on one elbow at Blott. ‘The Port Washington meet. I.D. Day. The Tucson WhataBurger the week after. They want us in absolute top shape, Blott.’ Hal lies back and lets Smith’s ballet de se loosen his facial muscles again, staring. ‘Shit, Ingersoll, we’re all in top shape already. That’s not it. That’s the least of it. We’r...