“Bugging people is one of my favorite activities, ciaróg.” “Seeing as you’re the one bugging me, you’re the . . . ciaróg,” she says, pronouncing ciaróg like Keurig. “Close, but not quite. It’s cure-oh-g, not Keurig.” “Maybe I wasn’t calling you a beetle. Maybe I was calling you a mediocre coffee maker.”
