As soon as he says it, I know why he’s asking. “I’m not wearing my boots, am I?”
Like I'm so sorry like- I have ADHD and there isn't a day on this earth no matter how much I am ping ponging around that I would forget to put on shoes before walking outside. That's ridiculous. Forget my car keys and walk out of the house to my car up to three times in one morning? Definitely. Lose my shoes I intended to wear and tear apart the house looking for them? Oh, for sure. SHOWING UP TO WORK IN JUST MY SOCKIES? Fuck off dude
