There’s so much I want to know about Peaches. What’s her favorite color? What’s her family like . . . has she had any serious relationships? Hell, what are her moon and rising signs? I know she’s a Leo, but that’s it. She thought back to Peaches’ rather raucous party last year, and how much fun it had been. She grabbed her phone and sent Peaches a quick text, asking the time and location of her birth so she could get a more comprehensive astrological view of her.

