Holidays are the worst. Really. The worst. It’s like they eat you alive. You’re supposed to be so happy, and every commercial is about how warm and cozy you’re supposed to be and in every commercial it’s always snowing but everyone is still warm and cozy. And everyone in every commercial suddenly has this huge family and they’re coming from far away and suddenly they’re all sitting at Thanksgiving dinner or gathered around a shining Christmas tree getting new cars and stuff. And there are so many stupid holiday movies, and they all end the same way: happy, happy, happy, happy. Holidays are the
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