Then, one fateful afternoon, I was trying to record myself dancing dramatically to Beyoncé’s “7/11” in our living room, and had asked my sister, Princess, to wait before crossing in front of me to get through to the other side of the room. But the bitch walked through my shot anyway, carrying her stupid-ass red Solo Cup, ruining my best take yet—so I reflexively smacked the back of her ponytail super hard. The way her hair went, girl, and the way I snarked, “Are you fucking serious?”—well, that shit went viral, period. That was a watershed moment—I went from 10,000 followers to 2.5 million
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