Turns out he had been reading the story when Facebook and Instagram infamously went down for an entire day, so his page was open to it all fucking day long. “I’m not gonna lie, you’re sexy,” he said bashfully. “I’m not gay, but you’re sexy.” For this big straight Hawaiian man to put his masculinity aside, I could barely even comprehend. It still gives me goose bumps to think about this conversation to this day. Not long after that happened, I was walking my dogs and my neighbor, he’s like this old—oh God, I hate calling people old, but he’s a white, silver-haired straight man, and it’s
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