Rihanna said, and she sat on my little knee. I swear, I got a good whiff of Rihanna, and it smelled like rich puss. Rihanna has such a good scent, bitch, I know she’s famous for it. I know you’re gonna ask, so I’ll tell you what it was like. If I could describe it, I would say the scent is like if the top florist in the world handpicked the finest roses and extracted the scent with the finest craftsmen tools. Rihanna smelled like pure roses with a hint of vanilla. Rihanna smelled like what you want your funeral to actually smell like. I’ve been to lots of funerals, and the roses smell like
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