The Bookshop and the Barbarian

by Morgan Stang

She had a bosom that rose and fell like a poorly-planned revolution.

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And so now, only at the end of this dreadful conversation, do you, dear reader, fully understand the extent of Lady Malicent's villainy. She was a landlord.

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We have officially reached the point in the story where there will be no more bosom metaphors. Three maximum are all that's allowed. Many of you will be thankful and let out sighs of relief. Some of you may be saddened. Such is life.

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