“You don’t have to go to class today, do you?” A man who must’ve had grown-up kids held a teenager’s arm as she looked up at him with a twinkle in her eyes. I debated between shouting “Pedo!” or “Daddy issues!” but settled on “He’s using you!” instead, because I didn’t want to hurt her feelings. But by the time I said it they were well past me, and some woman walking by gave me the finger.

