Perilous Times

by Thomas D. Lee

“Look, comrades,” says Tarquin. “It’s mostly targeting the forces of capitalist oppression. Perhaps the dragon is an ally of the revolution?” Leo shakes their head. “Dragons are inherently bourgeois. The

Why is she asking a random deer to solve her problems? Why is she waiting for Kay or Merlin or any other old tosser to wave their magic wand and fix everything?

“I’m not taking life advice from a squirrel who used to be racist.”