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She liked Harry Styles a few years ago, and now she likes that white-bread, absolute fucking baguette of a lad from Call Me by Your Name.
god shes so funny but awful
Flo once said she thought boys’ bums look like they’ve been shrunk in the wash, and I haven’t been able to un-see that since.
LOL
fags
This horrified me until i realized it meant cigarettes
though any man who pays attention to you, at that age, can transform from frog to prince in the time it takes to tell you he likes your hair.
gay ass bitches can't relate they r still frogs but the attention is sometimes nice bc it means ur desirable even if they r frogs u like to fit in
The detention was administered at half past two, and by four thirty his dick was in my mouth.
BRO WHAT THE FU K
This is also where I met Flo; where I caught the social equivalent of a nasty case of herpes, if you like.
Bro what the fuck
‘It’s the pipes. I’m not gunna lie about having no loo roll. Pet.’
Brits are weird whatg the fuck does pet mean here
‘Soz
British english is so goddamn annoyinv wtf does this mean
It’s weird to see one out in the wild in this day and age.
FINALLH SOMEONE WHO ALSO CALLS PUBLIC THE WILD
In the land of the borderline autistic, the man who can make eye contact is king.
what kind of mf train of thought is this lol
Being mistaken for a Manic Pixie Dream Girl has served me well over the years. I’d go out disguised in a non-threatening sundress and flat sandals, slouching and leaning heavily on my left hip, shrinking myself down to a less intimidating height. Drop a niche interest here, and a little sass there, and they eat me up, every single time.
this is so iconic but horrifying to read
Wow jealous I am longing for death’s sweet release r/n, I type. And then I delete it and replace it with that fucking crying-laughing face that old people use when they’re being racist on social media.
LOLLLL PLSSSS
am reminded of the iconic scene from Keeping Up with the Kardashians where Kim loses her earring. They are on holiday in Bora Bora, and Kim is swimming in the ocean wearing $75,000 diamond earrings, and loses one.
PLSSZS
