“Do you want to play Fortnite?” he asks, after a good thirty seconds of him probably thinking of ways to get rid of me. “Do you want to play The Sims?” I counter, and he rolls his eyes before disappearing into the living room. “Is that a no?” I call after him. “You can just watch me play,” he yells back, which is probably the best I’m going to get, so I do as he says, curling up on the couch next to him as he destroys some bad guys.

