“First of all, it’s Remi—we aren’t friends. Second, if I hear you call him a freak or anything else again, I will risk expulsion to make sure you physically can’t speak. For at least three months. Ever had your jaw wired shut?” I threaten in a calm, even tone. “And third, fuck all the way off. I’m sitting here. With my friend. He’s more fun to hang out with than any of you pricks. There’s no comparison.”