Parker, I thought this list might help determine your next move, since you love data so much. If you wish to proceed, please go to your favorite coffee shop. Pros: great sex, he’s already best friends with your brother (yes, still), rich as fuck, knows your favorite color, flower, TV show, food, and smell, willing to grovel (but please don’t mention this to anyone), will attempt to tame the jealousy, will always think you’re the loveliest person I’ve ever fucking met, seven-course breakfasts every morning ;), but seriously, what do I have to do? Tell me, and it’s done. Cons: mediocre sex,
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