Zoey Is Too Drunk for This Dystopia (Zoey Ashe #3)

by Jason Pargin

“There was a big group of customers, a children’s birthday party, in the leopard enclosure. It was a long table, with two of the leopards prowling around behind the kids. Six children, between the ages of seven and nine, all wound up in the hospital, some in critical condition. And yeah, it’s exactly what you’re probably thinking: they all got sick after a cook got drunk and took a shit in the beef stew.”