The Frugal Wizard's Handbook for Surviving Medieval England

by Brandon Sanderson

Blue jeans? With a tunic and cloak? That was odd. Oh hell. Was I a cosplayer? And why could I remember that word, but not my own name?

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I patted the tree I’d been hiding behind. “Thanks for the cover,” I whispered. “You’re a good tree. Tall, thick—and most importantly—wooden. Four and a half stars. Would hide behind you again. Half a point off for lack of refreshments.”