Theo: Why do I feel like you’re scheming? My lips quirk up in a grin. Me: Don’t worry about it. Just tell me you’ll do it. Theo: I can’t do that until I know the plan. Me: It’s need to know. Theo: I feel like all evil masterminds are supposed to share their plans with their sidekicks. I roll my lips inward to keep myself from laughing. Me: You’re not a sidekick, you’re an ally. Theo: Like there’s a difference? Me: One has plausible deniability. Which you’re definitely going to want. Theo: Fair point. But I’m still not happy about it. Me: Thank you. So do we have a deal or not?
