None of This Is True

by Lisa Jewell

She’s a consummate lurker. She never posts, she never comments, she never likes. She just looks.

‘Greatest Day’ by Take That

Josie sighs and says, ‘Men.’ And there it is, the point which it all boils down to eventually. The point where there are no words, no theories, no explanations for behaviours that baffle and infuriate and hurt. Just that. Men.