Before We Came (Lakes Hockey, #1)

by Sloane St. James

I want someone who will bang me like a screen door in a hurricane. Loud, hard, and often. Nothing too crazy, just passionate.

Understandable

Wow, I’m almost 50 percent Irish. Looks like St. Patrick’s Day is about to get real crunk.

😂

Ken Hayes - Paternal parent / 100% Lori Hayes - Maternal parent / 100% Jack Hayes - Full sibling / 100%

Yikes

“If you did email, what would you write?” “Sup, fam. It’s ya girl, Anastasia,” I say, exaggerating my voice.

Hahahahahahha

She introduces herself as Shoshanna.

Tf

She covers her mouth with faux shock. “Oh my God, I didn’t realize you were illiterate. I’m so sorry.”

Hahahahahahahahahahahah

Me: You think you can handle the 50 Shades of PB&J? Gray: PenisBalls&Jizz? What the fuck? And yes, please. Me: You’re disgusting. Me: Wanna get married? Gray: Room 804

“So, I’m dead?” “Basically,” Jack answers, leaning back in his chair. I turn to him. “Can I be made undead?” “Nope. We gotta kill you now. Needs to match the paperwork.”

Love the brotherly love 😂

“I remember some. And yeah, that’s fine. It will be good to see him again.”

Yeah it will 😂😂😂

Funny, I was so worried about running into my parents or Jack at the hotel in Minneapolis, meanwhile I was fucking his best friend the whole time. Small world, eh?

“This creep named Lonan. Plays hockey, obsessed with me, about yay tall.” She holds her hand at the top of my head. “Oh, yeah. I know that guy. Hear he’s got a big dick, though.”

😆

“Food waste is a serious problem. There are sober Russians in Russia who would love that vodka!” Pretty sure it was tequila.

Sober Russians 🤣

The box labeled TOOLS took the brunt of the fall, laying on its side, the contents spilling out. I kneel to clean up the mess. Hold up.

NOT THAT BOX 😂😂😂😂😂

My massage therapist canceled, and I’m glad. For two reasons: 1) I get to go home early,

Ooooo shit she in your closet

Happy 30th Birthday, Little Bird. There are so many memories I want to make with you. See you soon. -Lonan

🥹🥹🥹🥹♥️

A body was found in Ontario this morning. I don’t know why anyone would have torn up that gorgeous landscaping I had put in.

Girllllllll