“Interesting. That actually works really well for me because I suck at cooking.” I don’t answer her question, but hope she doesn’t notice. “That’s impossible. Nobody sucks at cooking. If you can read, you can cook. What’s the best thing you can make?” “Peanut butter and jelly sandwich.” She covers her mouth with faux shock. “Oh my God, I didn’t realize you were illiterate. I’m so sorry.”
