Pinky Promise (Gummy Bear Orgy, #1)
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That woman just threw herself at me and mauled my mouth.
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“I was accosted by a woman.”
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“Some woman with pink hair flung herself at me and kissed me, then told me to have a nice day and walked away.”
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I demand from him the one unbreakable oath. “Pinky promise?” Those soft moss green eyes shoot to mine. “Pinky what?” “Promise.” “Like a five-year-old?” “Are you five?” “No, I’m thirty.” “Then like a thirty-year-old.”
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Haven’t you ever heard the phrase, ‘my body is a temple’?” “Oh, I’ve heard it. But my body is not a temple. It’s an amusement park. Filled with popcorn, corn dogs, neon lights, and loud music. With creepy clowns and fun houses and roller coasters that make you scream with joy and vomit afterwards.”
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“Is that what you tell all the girls? Just spit it out? Seems… messy, and you don’t look like a guy that does… messy.”
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“Never allow others to dampen your smile, Micaela. They’re not worth its loss.”
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“Goddamn it, Shortcake. You feel like every sin I ever wanted to commit.”
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“You are far too beautiful to be repulsed by. Just looking at you sometimes catches me by surprise at how much I don’t want to look away.”
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“You are worthy of appreciation and celebration. You are loved by your brother and sister, and even Eddie and Leo. You are a good man and deserve a day once a year to spotlight your life and accomplishments. Even if that’s only having lived another year.”
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“Aren’t these for like, kid’s parties?” “And adults who love to embrace their inner child.” “That sounds like a felony.”
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“I think you look sexy as hell, but don’t change your color just for me. I like you in all your pink just as much as I’d like you in any other color.”