No One Belongs Here More Than You

by Miranda July

he had probably never seen anyone who looked like me before.

on a scale of not quite horsy to very horsy where would you fall

nose.

all thats.going away

about.

she DIDN'T write judy moody! why was I so sure it was her?????? wtf??? what DID she write? I think this a mandela effect moment

listen.

I cannot believe I've been reading this lady, watching her nonsensical movies, and the one thing she'd done that I enjoyed was actually not hers at all

me.

and yet youre still yapping

growl.

this is... disturbing on so many levels. victor you deserve better

it.

well fuck them. should be me

the weight of this tragedy seems to bear down upon this person’s chest. And it is a comforting weight,

ok this is a good one

probably.

wtf is this book? A compendium of incestous relationships

writing the word “sweaters” on a big box of sweaters before putting it in the attic for the summer.

thats mean af wow

self.

how was this published

Steve

oh no

arms.

blackmail him into publishing your book

mind,

oh nooooo mary kay latourNO or wtv her name wad

galaxies.

jail!

was.

so youre imagining it

next.

jail! what happens next is jail!

Steve is ten years younger than me. I think he likes

SO HE'S NOT EVEN THE. BLOB

Or a better accountant might actually account for something instead of hiring another, slightly cheaper accountant to do the accounting, and skidding by on the difference.

this is a george costanza b plot

I wish there was a class where we could just keep going around the circle, around and around, until we had finally said everything about ourselves.

it's called a poetry workshop and no you don't

If I had a baby and it started ripping up paper into smaller and smaller bits,

thats a normal thing to do... no???

waiting.

why must she do this? like it could be a perfectly fine and poignant short story and then she adds the weirdest sex shit

Only winners will know what this feels like.

oh im skipping then

There were empty rooms in the house where they had meant to put their love, and they worked together to fill these rooms with midcentury modern furniture.

this is the funniest line in this book lol

Borger.

see? she just did it again. the weird age gap incest shoe has dropped