Rush never ordered a Negroni in front of me, he once told a girl to fuck off because she smelt of orange blossom, he fought an old boy from Varley when I told him he started a rumour about me back at school, he’d take me shopping and let me dress him and he turned the other way at night times, pretend I didn’t have to spray Dark Rum by Malin + Goetz to fall asleep.

