“You love her!” I poke him in the chest. “Shut up!” He grabs my finger. “Just tell her!” I stomp my foot. He shakes his head. “Fucking stay out of it!” “You’re being so stupi—” I shove him, he shoves me back. “Well you’re always stupid and I never say anything!” “Then you’re a terrible friend!” “You’re a terrible friend!” My jaw falls open. “I was voted the best friend in the whole grade when—” “—We were nine!” he whisper-yells and I’m annoyed that he’s diminishing that for me so now I’m smacking him all over his stupid body. “You act like you’re nine!” “What the fuck nine-year-olds are you
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