If I was a better man at the time, I would have just taken her home, told her I was sorry. Actually, if I was a better man we wouldn’t have had the conversation in the first place. If I was a better man I would have looked at Paili in the bathroom that night, and when she asked me if I was okay I would have said, “No, I feel like shit, can you take me to my girlfriend?” And I would have told Magnolia what happened and who I saw and she would have reacted how she did that day at Dunstan’s and we never would have broken up, I would have married her, I would have knocked her up again, we’d be
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