The Big Over Easy (Nursery Crime, #1)

by Jasper Fforde

“In a word, it’s shit.” “The case? I don’t need you to tell me that.” “No, the vacuumings. It’s bird shit.” “Bird shit?” “Shit of birds, sir.” “I know what bird shit is, Bob, but what’s it doing at Grimm’s Road?” “I don’t know.