Everything's Fine

by Cecilia Rabess

Tell me she doesn’t fuck this man. Girl buy a gun.

Please kill him

Girl don’t do it

Do not redemption arc this man. Don’t tell me this is going the way I think it is.

😁

I fear I’m getting brainwashed alongside her

All of a sudden he’s fuckable

I take it back

So I’m hearing she has shit taste in men

I’m so into this. I’m sold. They got me bad

This is some dumb shit I would say. I have said this.

This can’t be the same dude. I’m as confused as she is

🥴

I get her so bad

“I need to be aware of any potential conflicts of interest.”

They’re gonna bang so crazy I love foreshadowing

They’re cute as hell I’m pissed

Girl get on LinkedIn??

Cute. Break up.

He fooled my dumbass

She could pretend it away, maybe, for a while, but not forever. It was a form of denial, she knew. Of avoidance.

Right, right

“Please don’t ever leave again.” Jess decides that she won’t.

Pls don’t do this to me

“It’s a good thing,” he insists. “You’re evolving.”

Girl free yourself