Once you’ve got it so much as under the nail of your little finger, it’s Katie bar the door and Homer run for home.”
“But fellows, I’m here to tell you that the grayboys have been messing with us since the late nineteen-for-ties, and I have been messing with them since the late nineteen-seventies, and I can tell you that just because a fellow comes walking toward you with his hands raised saying I surrender, that doesn’t mean, praise Jesus, that he doesn’t have a pint of nitroglycerine shoved up his ass. Now the big old smart goldfish who go swimming around in the think-tanks, most of those guys say the grayboys came when we started lighting off atomic and hydrogen bombs, that they came to that the way bugs come to a buglight. I don’t know about that, I am not a thinker, I leave the thinking to others, leave it to the cabbage, cabbage got the head on him, as the saying goes, but there’s nothing wrong with my eyes, fellows, and I tell you those grayboy sons of bitches are as harmless as a wolf in a henhouse. We have taken a good many of them over the years, but not one has lived. When they die, their corpses decompose rapidly and turn into exactly the sort of stuff you see down there, what you lads call Ripley fungus. Sometimes they explode. Got that? They explode. The fungus they carry—or maybe it’s the fungus that’s in charge, some of the think-tank goldfish believe that might be the case—dies easily enough unless it gets on a living host, I say again living host, and the host it seems to like the best, fellows, praise Jesus, is good old homo sap. Once you’ve got it so much as under the nail of your little finger, it’s Katie bar the door and Homer run for home.”
