Tower of the Noobs (Noobtown, #7)

by Ryan Rimmel

If the elven lands looked like something out of a teenage girl's unicorn-powered fever dream, this area was where the LSD kicked in.

“What’s an Abomination?” I asked. “It’s a combination of a unicorn and a phoenix. Also, some Spanish fly is involved. Like, kind of a lot of it,” replied Shart, facepalming. The crowd screamed. I glanced over at Twinkle. The elf’s eyes had grown progressively wider. “Oh, so, it's like a My Little Pony,” I said.