Jitterbug Perfume

by Tom Robbins

One thing about moving out of a Tibetan Buddhist lamasery, you don't have to hire a cart.

Every daydream that involves the past sports in its hatband a ticket to the grave.

The solution to the ultimate problem may prove to be elemental and quite practical. Philosophers have argued for centuries about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, but materialists have known all along that it depends on whether they are jitterbugging or dancing cheek to cheek.