The Unfortunate Side Effects of Heartbreak and Magic

by Breanne Randall

Rum Soaked Peach Muffins with Streusel Topping Careful with these. They incite euphoria and preserve only happy memories. Peaches are a symbol of youth and immortality. Walnuts symbolize the gathering of energy, especially in beginning new projects. Use this recipe sparingly or it’ll prove the worse for you. You’ve been warned. People who don’t listen to old folk’s wisdom are too stupid to pour piss out of a boot before they put it on. Ingredients For the muffins ¼ cup all-purpose flour 1½ teaspoon baking powder ½ teaspoon salt ⅔ cup white sugar ¼ cup brown sugar 1 cup finely chopped peaches canned in syrup divided ¾ and ¼ ½ cup milk 1 egg ¼ cup vegetable oil 1 tsp vanilla extract 2 tbsp dark rum For the streusel topping ¼ cup all-purpose flour 3 tablespoons white sugar ½ teaspoon baking powder ½ teaspoon cinnamon 3 tablespoons cold unsalted butter Directions For the muffins 1. Preheat your oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit and prepare a large muffin tin with 12 muffin cups. 2. Dump peaches into sauce pan and add brown sugar and rum, bring to a boil. Turn down to low until all liquid is reduced. Let cool. 3. Add the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar to a large bowl and whisk together to combine. 4. Add ¾ c of the peaches and stir well to coat. 5. Add the milk, egg, oil and vanilla extract, and stir together with a rubber spatula just until the flour disappears. 6. Portion the batter out into the muffin cups evenly (about ¾ full). For the topping 1. Combine the flour, sugar...