You want to teach a cat a trick? It was only because of my abilities/magical balance that I didn’t fall off his shoulder in surprise. “I read that cats are capable of learning such things, and that it can be good for mental stimulation,” Noctus continued. “Cool. What are you trying to teach her?” “High five.” High five? That’s what you’ve been trying to get me to do? Wow. For a superiorly intelligent race, five minutes of watching a YouTube video on teaching tricks to cats would have made this so much easier for both of us. “Aww, that will be adorable!” “Perhaps, except she doesn’t seem to
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