Everything's Eventual: 14 Dark Tales

by Stephen King

The last thing I wanted was to have an argument with my wife when I was tired and she was worried. That’s the sort of argument where one of you ends up spending the night on the couch.

A meeting like this is like a joust. The lawyers are the knights; the clients are reduced, for the time being, to no more than squires with Sir Barrister’s lance in one hand and the reins of his horse in the other.”

“Orpheus on the Orpheum Circuit!”

Fun Is Fun and Done Is Done

“As a dog returneth to its vomit,” the Bible says;