The Tragedy of Felix and Jake
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I promised him I’d never have to make promises again.
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my car stopped smelling like u and it sucks so much
allison
That is so cute
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“I think it works when everyone has years into their sobriety,”
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Lose my number cunt
allison
Ok calm down
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“I totally ship you guys by the way!”
allison
Ok 2014!
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“I think the whole best friend thing is stupid, Felix.” I wince. “It’s not though…” “But,” he’s quick to say. “If someone asked me today who my best friend was, I’d tell them it’s you.”
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“I would’ve invited you to my birthday party. To all of them.”
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feast on his ass.
allison
Thanks jurnee
Jurnee Mccarty liked this
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“I’m so happy you love eating ass, Jake. Am I glowing? I feel like I’m glowing.”
allison
Ok yeah no more pls