But I’ve always been really good at folding under pressure and doing the one thing I shouldn’t be doing. Like oversharing. “I thought about you when I jerked off this morning.” I close my eyes. Oops. “What is wrong with you?” Felix asks. “Sorry.” “You suck at this. I’m really glad you told me that, but you suck at this, Jake.” “Maybe you should change the subject then.”
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