Jake pulls out his phone, and I watch him out of the corner of my eye until he clicks on the selfie, enlarging my face on the screen, and then I’m fully fixated on everything Jake is doing which is why I nearly choke when he saves the image to a photo album he’s labeled with my name. He saves my selfies. Every single one of them. He has an entire photo album dedicated to ME. Holy fucking fuck. Ah, god. I like that way too much.
Awwww
