I just had three hot dogs and a twenty-piece nugget meal.” “Where the hell does it all go?” “Mostly to my dick.” I stare at him. Did he just say… “What?” I ask. He cracks up. “I don’t know. I guess I have a fast metabolism.” “Did you just say the food goes to your dick?” “Yeah. Wouldn’t that be crazy? If you could also gain weight in your dick? Like instead of your stomach, your dick gets bigger? And then you have to work it out somehow? But like, not by fucking. That wouldn’t work. You’d really need to isolate that muscle.”
