The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

by J. Daniels

can I drive us tonight? please? my car stopped smelling like u and it sucks so much :(

Today, I am eight hundred and twenty-seven days sober. My name is Jake Tully and I’m an addict. And I’ll always be an addict. I’ll never beat this. But I’ll keep going to meetings, and I’ll talk to my sponsor (who I’m going to ask to marry me), and I’ll fight this until I win. We are going to win.