“So, is it like, exclusively girls for you or…” I blink. What. “What?” I ask. He blushes furiously. “Uh, like, do you only date girls or no…” “Where is that coming from?” “Well, at the beginning, you said your girlfriend broke up with you.” “Yeah. And?” “Then you said she fucked your roommate. At least once.” “Yeah, I remember. And?” “I’m just wondering if you’re exclusively straight. Now. Or like, were you ever.” “Exclusively straight,” I repeat slowly.