Small Gods (Discworld, #13)
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Read between November 18 - November 20, 2024
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Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.
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Vorbis was the head of the Quisition, whose job it was to do all those things that needed to be done and which other people would rather not do. You do not ask people like that what they are thinking about in case they turn around very slowly and say “You.”
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And it all meant this: that there are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal, kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.
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The people who really run organizations are usually found several levels down, where it’s still possible to get things done.
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Most gods find it hard to walk and think at the same time.
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the followers of Om had lit their campfires in the crumbled halls of Gilash just as the Prophet had said, and that counted even though he’d said it only five minutes earlier, when they were only looking for the firewood, because everyone agreed a prophecy is a prophecy and no one said you had to wait a long time for it to come true.
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Immediately after he was elected, of course, it was obvious to everyone that he was a criminal madman and totally out of touch with the view of the ordinary philosopher in the street looking for a towel. And then five years later they elected another one just like him, and really it was amazing how intelligent people kept on making the same mistakes.
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The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy, but they were listening in gibberish.
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You can’t inspire people with facts. They need a cause. They need a symbol.”
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Last night there seemed to be a chance. Anything was possible last night. That was the trouble with last nights. They were always followed by this mornings.