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Violet, these women are here to see a naked man. If you don’t provide them with a naked man, they’re going to burn this place to the ground.”
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“This was the weirdest fucking sleepover, and now I’m here with just the two of you? Does she not realize that if she leaves us in the bed together, it makes it weird?”
“Fucking hell. Waking up without Violet here really makes the dialogue strange. I feel like I’m getting ready with my two boyfriends. I didn’t sign up for boyfriends.”
She’s fucking crazy, but I’ve never loved another human being more.”
“Fuck. Sorry. Didn’t mean to say that part out loud. The wedding and baby talk tonight must’ve gotten to my head.” I looked away, but when I looked back at them, they were grinning. “Ah! You fuckers. You want babies, too! Little bitches.”
It didn’t occur to us how truly smashed we were until we woke up the next morning next to a piece of cardboard with “Ideas” scribbled across the top. The only thing written under it was “throat punch a donkey”.
the three of us started to swarm, but before we could, Violet’s arm shot out and she slammed her fingertips into the guy’s throat.
“What’s the present, little rabbit?” I smiled. “Me. Every part of me. Tonight, I want everything.” Jayden clasped his hands together and looked up like he was praying. “I love Christmas. I love Christmas so much.”
