“There are so many criminals to choose from,” she said. “Congressmen and senators and judges, oh my. They collude like gangsters. You can spot them by their colors. Louis Vuitton, Zegna, Prada. The Birken Bitches run quite a racket during the holidays trying to see who can raise enough money to feed the poor. It’s a shame they don’t simply pay their fair share of taxes and let the poor feed themselves.”
